Fun fact: it’s not even actually a Xmas sweater, it’s just a piece of promo merch from Zazz Blammymatazz’s last reunion tour.

I might actually try it, but objectively speaking, the version of the ranger cookie described in the original 50s-era Betty Crocker cookbook is the best; I will eat them until my jaw muscles ache with pain, and beyond. I think if I had an unlimited supply I would probably die within a 24-hour span, essentially the…

Agreed. Obviously it can go wrong, but there are plenty of instances of a third party carrying on a complex fictional world/mythology successfully, e.g. Sanderson’s conclusion of Wheel of Time after Jordan’s death having been better than Jordan’s own latter books in the series.

Truly Alphabetrium’s greatest citizen.  

Move on, crybaby, move on.  

It seems like it’d be a great option for people who enjoy the rigid worship of law and order of a place like Singapore but who don’t want to be bothered with all of the decent cuisine and smiling faces.

It seems like it’d be a great option for people who enjoy the rigid worship of law and order of a place like…

There are few things in society of more acute interest to the public than what they eat.

Amen. More power to the public transit commuters, I guess, but I did my time as a desk serf, that portion of my life is very happily over, I moved to a smaller town and now I drive one of my two very agile and fun little cars on six-mile work commute which is always much more thrilling than any subway ride w/ any game…

I don’t know, I could easily see Castro getting a VP offer.  

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LOL, I had an ‘84 Camaro with an Iron Duke for my first car and passing anything faster than a tractor on a two-lane highway with it was terrifying. It probably took him three laps just to build up enough speed to threaten triple digits.

More than that, though, he actually denied L. Ron Hubbard three times before the cock crowed, so that means he gets to stand outside the pearly volcano and decide which thetans get fed to the fires and which get to go wherever the hell it is these wackadoos want to go, probably some dumb boat with a bunch of little…

He should’ve just gone the India-via-South Africa route and had a bunny chow, the white bread exterior might have been familiar and comforting enough that his dumb ass could maybe be lulled into enjoying it despite himself.

Have him do a summer as Klobuchar’s intern and then he can get back to us.  

On a similar note, millions of dumb Europeans performed entire lifetimes of needlessly back-breaking physical labor drawing primitive ard plows through the fields with teams of oxen, for more than a millennium after the Chinese invented the seemingly obvious moldboard design that could easily be drawn by a single…

I wouldn’t worry about it, from his spelling and grammar it’s plain he’s stupid enough to somehow fuck up counting to one and will probably end up with at least a pair regardless.

Amen. TDIs are money pits and from my experience, and even the fucking dealership mechanics have zero idea what they’re doing with them, so anyone who isn’t an experienced diesel mechanic buying a TDI should just go ahead and buy a 55-gallon drum of astroglide at the same time, because they’re going to need it. They…

Then you’re a callous moron who has learned nothing from the abject failure of every attempt at prohibition and the fact that illegality only serves to billow the sails of the most ruthless organized crime outfits. Mexico alone has seen a six-figure death toll in its drug war of the past decade; guess what, jackass?…

That would force the pigs to actually think and mandate that they be able to detect and articulate said behavior; it’s much simpler to just follow a digital readout. This is law enforcement, the only profession in the history of the world to be involved in landmark litigation involving the right to discriminate…

“If”? This is Google, it’s a fait accompli, literally the only question is when.