At the suggestion of another Jalopnik reader, I have decided to forever pronounce Polestar as rhyming with molester.

...as if he’d, say, spent the last 10 decades pumping out movies like Marvel?

Zipcar has been owned by Avis since 2013. Definitely not independent at this point!

And now I know your offices are due South of the ESB! MWA HAHAHAHA!

...in the case that your boss asks you “so when are we getting high-octane gas in America” and you need to look smart.

Ugh. Same author, too.

European octane ratings are different than ours

So, this would be the second owner, then?

It’s extremely rare I ever touch the headlight switch.

But beloved comedies have a way of returning. See Arrested Development’s revival on Netflix and Roseanne’s recent return after a generational break.

As long as they leave the illegal grills at home, should be a good time!

There’s a class of people who became...

So, these guys can make a movie starring a dead guy, but WB can’t figure out how to shave Superman’s mustache?

It’s so you can take your rugged SUV camping in the mountains... and have dinner without having to sit on a filthy log like a damned savage.

The recent Nissan commercial where the tachometer jumps when the guy uses the paddles to upshift.

We’ve all wanted flying cars. We all want to believe, deep down, that it’s something that could happen within our lifetimes.

That too. But I’ve seen the “Forever” joke whenever we get a “Returns” sequel. (Mummy Returns, Superman Returns, etc.).

I’m quite looking forward to making jokes about “Mary Poppins 3, Mary Poppins Forever” later this year.

look at what Ford and Chrysler are doing today...they’re basically making a much better Caliber kind of vehicle.

Thank you, good sir. I came here to say this. I drove a ‘98 Durango for ten years, and the 2nd generation was an abomination.

It is, in my estimation, the demarcation of when SUVs went from “Trucks with Doors” to “Meh-Fueled Mom-Wagons.”

I think he was just mocking the endless sequels. “Forever” is pretty much the most nonsense sequel subtitle ever.