“Americans are often guilty of buying more car than they really need.”

...no really, hold it for me. I need both hands to get this car moving.

SHIT CAPTAIN IT HAS AN LS SWAP IT COULD BE ALMOST ANYTHING. 

Articles like these always remind me why I like this site so much:
The near-infinite car wisdom of the community.

Here’s a link to my favorite Jalop-hivemind example:

Lincoln LS

Pretty much this. When you look at the POS screen, it may look old, but it will be running a relatively modern OS. Part of that is due to compliance issues, but alot of it has to do with security. No one, not even a major organization like McDonald's, wants to spend money on resources to build and support their own…

Good call on playing open world games in “dad mode”. People always freak out about exposing children to Grand Theft Auto but it really comes down to how you play the game. When I showed the game to my adolescent daughters they simply drove around to bicycle races and then used the money for clothes shopping, all while…

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

Seriously, what would you rather have, an old joke as a start of a conversation or eerie silence?

Tesla’s marketing is full of conflicting statements. Elon wants to promise the moon but the legal department has to step in and make it clear that you are only getting a picture of the moon and not the actual moon.

I mean, if your vehicle hits something while you’re using that feature, I’m going to hold you accountable.

Where have you parked your Tesla?

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

Yeah, a cheap off-brand tablet and Photoshop.

I hope Torchnisky doesn’t see this comment and then come to me with a 1,200 word post about seatbelts that allow you to safely have sex in a car.

Sounds like you’re calling the Track writers around here a bunch of “fastest non-automatic qualifiers.”

I can’t wait for NBC to revive “The Biggest Non-Automatic Qualifier” as part of their mid-season shakeup.

But the Type RA didn’t get any power upgrades...

I have ridden in one (1) race car outfitted with five-pointers, so I’m no expert. But my impression was that without a helmet and a HANS is snap-your-neck lethal (I learned it by watching Mr. Regular!). So this seems to be a faulty take based on incomplete information.

This is dumb!!!