Bitcoin is a natural evolution of the nickel and dime packages:

But I thought they called him Kid Gorgeous!?

It would seem that we’ve caught him red handed, but you know how this league is about catches.

This Thoreau-esque “debt is evil” sanctimony is pretty tired, and actually financially pretty foolish.

He’s not asserting his rights as a property owner. He’s asserting his rights as somebody with too much money. He could do this to anybody’s driveway and it would, evidently, be just as legal.

The worst jargon *and* the worst handwriting

I have to hand it to you, Drew. You made me regret, if only for a second, not spending a February weekend in Minnesota with a bunch of drunk people from Boston and Philly.

You have to admit that it’s easy to see how the confusion could happen, given that all parachuting events happen in enclosed stadia.

next time just bring one home for each of you, and don’t mention the two you ate in the car on the way back.

Any car with a Skyactive X, for not being already in production and owned by me.

This is shocking news

As a diehard baseball fan, I can tell you there is nothing pensive about my drinking.

Hmmmm, he can’t get out. It appears somebody locked the door.

He was elite

The Secret World of Allison Mack

Can’t blame her for wanting to track a live event. Stranger Things has happened.

I remember a happy, innocent time when I was surprised by all the stupid shit that the NFL did. I got my driver’s license that year.

I always drink plenty of that stuff. I can’t figure out why my bones are so brittle.

I hear that Jim Tomsula is available. He can even save the team some money on food by hanging out at the back door of McDonalds and taking their used fry oil — there’s still protein in there!

May this comment have you seeing all the stars.