I know this is, like, two weeks old.  But Drew.  We need to talk about what you think a chiffonade is.

I was really hoping this article was just the word ‘physics’ over and over

That’d be hard to beat

Missing that definitely qualifies as flagrant

If you have a sub to The Athletic (sorry Drew) I highly, highly recommend the article about his cats.

WHERE ARE THE ETHICS

I’m too lazy/at work to find the context for the gif at the top. Somebody tell me what point he’s trying to express?

Counterpoint:
If people want to walk, let them walk. I am sympathetic to the argument that standers needn’t leave half the escalator open, but crowding people in seems unnecessary and (sorry, three personal injury attorneys in the fam) potentially dangerous in areas with a higher percentage of elderly (or idiots on…

If there’s one thing standardized tests don’t measure, it’s how smart you are

Just a heads up, Albert

Speaking as a Giants fan, I am here to tell you that a team can be roundly thumped by the Marlins and still be in conten—what?

That’s great. I’ve been looking for somebody to loan me money.

If the pitcher-batter duel does not interest your, then no, baseball will never be your sport. There are lots of other aspects to the game but, at it’s heart, the sport is about those two people.

What we did have were onions, which we tied to our belts. It was the style at the time.

Wait until he suspects that all he has to do is drop a few things.

Oh god, is that a thing? I’m afraid to google it.

I remember well the day that young me shouted something similar to: “It’s the fucking head! It doesn’t go in the middle!” If it wasn’t the first time I dropped the f-bomb in front of my folks, it was damn near.

Good. I’ve been waiting for a decent Kafka movie.

If it wasn’t before, it is now