I hear that Donald Trump knows more about The Soccer than anybody else and is also the best soccer coach, player, and referee.

Trying to deflect attention from the gorilla in the room.

it’s how I’ve been perceiving this reality

The only actual protest you can make has to do with the pitcher. If he touches the rubber or does any other “pitching move” it becomes a balk.

Right field is just too tall an order for lefties who aren’t named Bonds. Sure it’s short down the line but the way the wind swirls around through the wall — while not as bad as pre-Gotham Club — makes it play much longer.

and covfefe

+1 unexpected visitor

Dead liver is my new favorite oxymoron.

I don’t know about the withdrawal part. He’s still mainlining alternative facts.

They employ lie detectors all the time — they just call them ‘microphones.’ If Trump is speaking into one, he’s lying.

They don’t need to be admissible in court to find a leaker, they just need to work.

If you don’t know what somebody wants, give cash. A gift card is a zero-interest loan to a corporation that is difficult to redeem for full value: unless you nail the balance, you have to spend more or leave money on the table (as you do when selling it to an exchange). Depending on the state, it may even expire. …

No issue whatsoever with Tesla using a governor to implement a lower-end product line, but I do have to wonder if failure to suppress it in certain cases (such as natural disasters) could expose them to any legal repercussions. It’s definitely a new-tech problem: most car companies couldn’t suppress a governor…

I rarely watch TV (why am I on this site? I don’t know) but I would watch the shit out of that.

I think the only people who claimed that were on the Mets

Rule 34 in 3...2...1...

But is it a coincidence!? Really makes you think...

Deservedly, I say. Sometimes I just get all blocked up and, though I strain and strain, all that comes out is a worthless piece of shit.

Think about this. Somebody actually had to publish that on purpose. My question is: what did they do next? Cry? Take a shot? Shrug? I’m hungry for this reporting!

I think revealing their names is in the pubic interest