This had to do with HR also.

As a Giants fan myself, I will go on record as anti-Strickland. So you gave up two dongs to Harper in the playoffs a few years ago. They were on horrible pitches. Get over yourself.

As any six-year-old can tell you, discrantulating composite molth pads are the perfect thing for managing the thermal balance between your tires and the road. To guarantee an ideal Calavander’s Thermal Gradient, and with that, ideal tire-to-road grip, you really have to use sun chains.

I present to you your next Bond villain: Über Faraday

The important thing is that those sentences are comprised of words, and “elite” is a word so, therefore, Jake Arrieta is elite.

Whoa, they got raises. Good for them.

Oh, it’s that guy. Hello, that guy.

Counterpoint: All of the “do you know who I am” people are concentrated somewhere far away from me.

The essay was promptly plagiarized by Melania Trump.

More fancy-pants Silicon Valley liberals finding ways to steal American jobs.

Fake news. Jet fuel can’t melt car engines.

Until DNA can give you information about things that are not DNA yes, you have to keep getting blood drawn. DNA is excellent for giving information about itself - though not health history, merely genetic risk - so spit will suffice. You might also notice that spit suffices for other DNA databases, like bone marrow…

If you don’t understand why they stop for heavy rain, chances are you don’t understand much else about baseball either.

I am certain of one thing and one thing only: it will take me longer to find and post the relevant Arrested Development and Oprah gifs than it will somebody else.

It’s also fucked that we’ve lowered the bar to the point that saying things like “don’t mix beer and guns” and “people don’t want to be shot” is considered a courageous act.

This is missing a fake hood scoop.

No, I’m sorry but no. I fully support LGBTQ rights in every context, but counting people who so affiliate is not the purpose of the census. While we’re at it, counting religious and political affiliation is also not why the census exists and is, to the best of my recollection, illegal.

Are there seriously 4 fucking varieties of barbecue? I consider myself a foodie but this is just silly.

Dead on. It wasn’t that the kid insulted the profession by asking the question, it was that Martin (justifiably) insulted the professionals when he answered it.