For a site that claims to follow Name of the Year, overlooking McCorkle III is a travesty.

FAKE NEWS

It is not [slander]; I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print it’s libel.

Don’t stop ‘till you’ve had enough

It’s sad when things get so dire that one must resort to carnibalism

What in the actual fuck?

How’s the drainage at the football stadium?

I don’t care if it’s pure sugar. I want a pill that looks like that illustration.

I actually know this one! The magic of Concerta is not just the drug (which is ritalin) but the delivery system. There is a substantial body of literature concluding that the generic delivery systems are not as effective as Janssen’s (the brand name), which works by literally using freaking lasers to drill holes in…

“Thanks to you, Funzo is the first doll designed by children, for children, with all the profits going to children.”

Fuck that noise. I have a car you can pay for and not receive RIGHT NOW.

I don’t know how you make your baked goods, but I use the toilet for that.

I submit that overmixing, overworking, and mistiming are distinct but related concepts. Overmixing generally means working too much air in or out, as might happen when creaming butter or working with egg whites. Overworking causes problems with structure, usually gluten but also chemical leaveners. Examples of…

Also rye flour, where overmixing can lead to gummy messes.