Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

That (and this whole idea) is surprisingly on-brand for an aging punk/hardcore type.

If only there were a cooling system engineer available to troubleshoot the problem...

I was really hoping one of the two things would be something about having a small section of the bar be a “no loitering” zone. You know, so you have a chunk of bar where you don’t have to try to squeeze between patrons that have a spot at the bar (sitting or standing) and holding it down. A piece of bar where you can…

That was incredible how late he hit the brakes at the end of the straight. I was watching all the brake markers fly by, THEN the brakes were applied. Crazy.

You just described a bus. Same route, predictable time, catering to people going to work. You’re just missing the ride sharing.

Market adjustment for a Fusion Energi? Wtf

I’m from Michigan. We just get standard edition GT’s here. And our roads are... ummm... worse.

It also adds auto rev-matching, the first on a Mustang, but the Jalopnstaff seem to have missed that detail in their write up.

It would be cool if the California special was tuned specifically for californias shitty blend of 91.

I mean, its basically a 1 of 1.... Only 1 made in this color, with this interior, with this transmission, with this weird screw in the trunk, made by Bob on Line #3 that week he had the flu and shipped in the semi-truck by that guy who turned out to be a pedophile and sold in the state of Texas!

It’s RARE!

Uh, yah, thanks bud. I know how to find what I’m looking for. Just trying to point out to Andrew that he omitted a fairly important portion of his review.

How is that fat? I swear people just make the same comments about all new cars without even thinking.

That Lexus is the worst suggestion I’ve seen so far on one of these articles. Its like asking my wife to bring home tacos for dinner and instead she brings me a live goat and a bowling ball.

Read the parameters, thought “hmm, something Korean sounds about right for the price range and desired characteristics”. Of course Tom hits it out of the park again…it’s like he helps people buy cars for a living or something!

And if you do it with a squadron of shiny Land Rovers, you might feel a little like a caricature of imperialism on wheels.

Uber is trying to wage a credibility war with MIT?

The gig economy was thrust upon us with no consensus around its merits and grave concerns about minor things like, y’know, benefits like healthcare.

I did the Rock Cobbler in 2015 and it was the most brutal, yet ridiculously fun and best organized cycling event I’ve ever done.