You are totally unlike 90% of Wrangler buyers.

Where do you work?

Unpopular opinion: the styling works. It has enough space to work.

Saab 9-5 owner, AMA.

Belated response: yes, people say slay me.

Hey fun fact, I believe the 9-5 also introduced *ventilated* seats. My Aero has them and ironically they really indeed make you feel like you pissed yourself. Better than searing black leather in sun, though, and the perforated leather sport seats that indicate the vents are a pretty nice option.

I’m so upset that our president-elect is a misogynistic xenophobe, so I’m going to trash his immigrant wife!

Why do you think brakes stop working? If you watch old Motorweek tests you’ll observe that cars have been stopping pretty quickly for a pretty long while. Did you change the pads and fluid?

As a Jew, now would be a GREAT time for the world to act like it was controlled by a Zionist conspiracy.

Actually if you pay any attention at all to the origin of the lizard people conspiracy you will notice that it is indeed mired in Zionist conspiracies.

 dude is good for all genders bro

I want a Torch playlist. Maybe Andrew can join if he brings more Skankin’ Pickle.

Who are the criminal elite? That’s a new one. Are they lizards or Jews?

I also agree that Midwestern police departments are not alone in being untrustworthy. That comment was aimed at Andrew’s statement that “Menomonie, Wisconsin seems like a pretty chill place to be a cop,” implying that sleepy small Midwest towns have sleepy, chill police. I would hope that people are more naturally…

Congratulations, you have less of a sense of humor than a raging SJW

Very jealous. My Saab only screams Grandma’s money, or “help, my belt tensioner.”

Double take at your name though, lmao

The opposite.

People aren’t the same. Some people navigate their lives with a disproportionate amount of power at their disposal, like the power to take black lives without reproach from their peers, the power to turn your ownership of “the platform of the alt-right [read: neo-nazis]” into a white house appointment, and the power…

“Midwest kid. . .at UW fucking Stout” is the operative part of that sentence. There’s only one way you end up with that car.