So we're sure the "time traveler" isn't someone preying on men shorter than 6'3 and less than 230 lbs? Dimensions of the time machine my ass. I for one, am glad I do not fit the prerequisites to be assaulted by Creepy McSpacepants.

Don't care about the face..what I do care about is her left leg in the last picture..WHY IS HER KNEE BIGGER THAN HER THIGH?!

The color will fade to a more natural looking color over time-it's better than if she went too light and you ended up with an orangey brown mop after a month.

The "Goodness!" part is really what got me. Does your colleague look something like this?

That sounds familiar.. Is it a banksy?

You should get a town crier. They're really useful and if every woman on your street pitches in a few bucks, you can all remember to be safe and baby free.

I think the size depends on the design.

Ohhh I can't stand the stanky stank that comes from my clothes when I leave them in the wash overnight.

My new pill seems to be making my periods heavy. I don't like it.

No you are super accomplished. I put my laundry in the washer and dryer then decided it would be okay if I just kept it in the basket looking just as it was before I washed it. End of day.

Not Humperdinck? For shame.

I have commitment issues because I fell in love with this? PHHHT. Next time lets talk about maturity.

Needling people for caring about tragedies whilst another tragedy is afoot makes you look like an asshole? Who would've thunk it.

The websites Gawker, Deadspin, Kotaku, Jezebel, Io9, Jalopnik, Gizmodo, and Lifehacker are all Gawker websites. Each has their own "niche" so to say. If you didn't notice the article on Jezebel links to the Gawker websites which has many more updates on Norway.

This is awfully weird but Monistat will boost your hair growth. It's an anti-fungal so when put on the head it antis the fungus around your scalp and hair grows at top speed. I used it for 3 days on my eyebrows after slowly growing in my eyebrows for months and it did really work.

You talkin' smack?

WHERE WILL THAT MANNEQUIN PLACE ITS SILLY HAT?!?!

Through most of my dating experience the guy will pick up the tab, but I always have money on me and politely offer to pay. When he says he'll pay, then I back off. My no.1 rule is never assume.

Full Metal Jacket

Ha. He was truly a man before his time, equally blabbering on about hetero and homo sexuality.