"I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."

Thanks Ari. This article and your comment was a wake up call and I do appreciate it. I'm probably going to spend a good portion of the day securing my computer now.

What kind of bras? I'm wary of dying my underwire lest it warp or something else totally ridiculous.

Thanks for trying but I don't think she's ever going to understand. If we don't feed her she'll go away, right? At least until she finds another comment to convulse over.

"I found the lady on the floor of the bathroom and did what I was taught to do in the police academy," Kneipp told West Ward Patch. "I saw the baby’s head and simply maneuvered the child’s body to a position where the mother was able to easily deliver."

Ugh. That poor, spoiled girl is already so messed up in the head (I guiltily watched clips from the seasons on the tlc website after reading this article). [tlc.discovery.com] I can't look away.

Oh oh oh! I have a pair of corduroy ones I wear constantly. They're unisex which is crazy because i'd need to buy them at least 6 sizes larger if I had to squeeze in some testicles.

Giuliana Rancic sometimes sleeps with guys on the second date? Christ I sleep with guys before even the mentioning of a date then force them to buy me foodstuff after the romp so I can pretend it's a date.

I'm sure the mom was kind of thankful he was there to guide the baby out because nobody wants the bowling ball ripping apart their vagina to take it's good old time.

You'd like to think that's what I meant, but it's not. Also, i'm female and yes I like sex.

Yeah, or at least that's the way it is for dogs.

Don't worry, all those tanning booth hours, orange skin chemicals, and alcohol count for something.

I'm jealous of your ability to wear high waisted pants without looking stubby and chunky as well.

I have a straw if you want it. About 5-10% of cancers can be linked to gene mutations (abnormal changes) inherited from one’s mother or father.

Same reply as above.

Yes they're both Gawker sites. I have to hand it to Fleshbot, I don't see too many of those types of posts. However commenting on a woman's body on Jez is enough to get one banned or at least encounter a shit storm (not that i've ever personally done this or would do this), so I think fleshbot pisses off quite a few…

I would love for any one of these families to actually open leviticus (the gay=bad chapter) and read what it says. I would also love to video tape their reactions.

Not that I have a problem with either one, it just made me teehee

Well, Jez is the very anti-misogyny P.C. site and fleshbot is the "Watch this slut take my entire cock" site. Not that I have a problem with either one, it just made me teehee.

It amuses me that Jezebel links to Fleshbot