I'm proud that this girl can even read given her upbringing.

I'm going to a well known home improvement store for a job offer I got off craigslist. Planning to call my dad on the dot at 3pm just in case it's sketch.

Fruit Jello in a glass or sippy cup. It works better than freezing regular juice because they can't feel the difference in temperature like they can with ice.

Img fail. I can't seem to login to any Gawker affiliated sites.

The devil wears Jheri curl.

I've been in Hamleys (so, so great). Reminds me of the old FAO Shwartz in New York. I do think the new organization will be better, not just because toys are "gendered" but because the "neutral" toys are on both the girl and boy level. Organizing it by interest will be much more efficient for the company and less so…

Trust me i've scoured etsy. Nothing there that's quite what I want. Though many of them are close.

I've been looking all over for a cute, simple gold necklace. Something that says "FUCK YOUUUU". But alas, none found.

Cleared that up, thanks.

It's probably just me, but this just sounds odd.

I'll have to second Timer and Mary and Max.

The french Sleeping Beauty That came out last year. I can say it was a pretty cheap film. Not the best but definitely interesting to watch (it gets bonus points)

I second this.

:(

Apparently the USFSA made the moves tests harder too.

Ha. And the scratch spin fall. (was that Tonya Harding?). Falling from jumps is kind of a given but an easy spin while the cameras are rolling? Embarrassment 10x.

Oh god I feel you, i'm kind of excited to get back into jumps though. I think dance would be fun (but testing again? boring). Pairs could be fun too. The only problem is finding a prospective partner.

So many! Is it a recreation thing or are you signing up for lessons?

I was a competitive figure skater for years. Took a break and just now got back on the ice. Can't wait to start falling on jumps again :P

NO LONGER WILL CHILDREN LIVE IN FEAR EACH DECEMBER, HIDING THEIR CHRISTMAS FROM THE ATHIEST MUSLIM GESTAPOLICE AND THOSE PEOPLE THAT CELEBRATE KWANZAA.