I was 16 years old and after a week I had enough of these kids touching me while moaning and describing their explicit fantasies of fucking me from behind then finishing on my face. Surprisingly, being groped directly on my ass caused my "give a fuck" sensors to fail and I pushed this sweet innocent baby-child into…

Miss "I think they're good kids inside" and the people who were like "OMG PEACE OFFERING OM NOM NOM" have none of that good sense. Apparently they never learned to feverishly check their halloween candy for razorblades.

Someone should've had those cupcakes tested. Didn't a guy just get indicted for putting his semen in yogurt samples? I'd love to see these douchenozzles survive in prison. I'd pay good money to watch them mouth off to a guard or another inmate.

Henry VIII also didn't know that the male's DNA decides the gender of the baby, not the female's.

I immediately thought semen.

I'm sorry I have to tell you this ma'am, but I think your best girlfriend has contracted a case of the stupids.

Publix is sort of a Southern East coast thing, up North we buy things in BULK!

Tyler looks and acts exactly like a kid I was a counselor for at an overnight camp. He was appropriately named Camden (shitty, like the city of Camden) and a baby faced upper class suburban kid who generally just liked to fuck shit up. The verbal sexual harassment I got from this kid was astounding (he was 11!) and…

Really! I always thought she seemed like a ditz; a sweet, likable and friendly ditz but a ditz none the less. It's amazing she has two masters degrees. I'm going to have to borrow your reply for my guilty pleasure :P

You are a kind and gracious benefactor..and hearted for knowledge that is superior to mine.

Oh lawds. Clutch your star tight. Run straight home and don't stop 'til you get there!

You can get destarred for promoting a douchebag?!

I'm still a little confused on how to use #trollpatrol.

Amen.

Instead of hearing people I really don't care about (Sam Lufti, Nancy Grace, all of my aunts) comment on something I really don't care about (The Casey Anthony trial), can we make some sort of televised interview with past high profile defendants (OJ, Amanda Knox, etc) what they think about Casey Anthony? That's…

You sir, deserve a large amount of chocolate chip cookies and a hug.

That's where I suppose most of the show money is going to..contractually of course.

It would seem that they get paid at least a decent amount (especially the girls from the 1st season) because a good portion of them live in houses/apartments that most people would be able to afford after a degree and I rarely see them working (when I do sit through the show).

What fight? Am I missing something or is this as awful as I think it is?

I have no idea, but I remember the tour guide would always be staring straight at her boobs.