Bridget had a show on the travel channel for awhile, it was absofuckinglutely hilarious.

I used to do this if I was in the passengers seat. The cop would pull us over and i'd pull one of two acts.

Hailee Steinfeld should be able to own a concealed carry permit just to protect her eyebrows from those who may destroy them.

To be fair she handled it with more grace than I would've by finishing the interview.

Her voice isn't squeaky and annoying anymore, I kind of like her.

I squealed like a twihard!

Follow up question: Does Liz Hurley's boyfriend curl his eyelashes?

3 cheers for the Aryan Brotherhood!

"When's Break?"

I'm amazed that they aren't prosecuted on the higher offense of statutory rape.

Yes! Thankyou!

*whines* But getting off by watching someone do literally anything to you because you stuff money in their anus and they need that money to feed their kids is totally respectful!

This reminds me of a documentary I saw that focused on the age of the prostitutes (most girls become prostitutes at ages 12-14) where a group of johns had to attend a seminar after being found guilty of hiring prostitutes. When told that most prostitutes were minors pretty much the same age as their own children, one…

Marriage minded colonists you say? I need to start reviewing the historically accurate Looney Toons more often.

I haven't been to India and i'm scared to. My friend's family lives in India and she told me she got boob sweat that soaked through her shirt..and she's an A cup.

I promise, i'm way too self conscious to smell bad. I still rub my pits vigorously with a wash cloth in the shower and dab alcohol on them at the slightest hint of stinky. I usually spritz body spray on the pits of my tshirts just to be safe. I've been no shampoo/soap/deodorant for less than a year so i'm still…

I watched "Ice-T loves Coco" and thought it was pretty funny but realized when Ice-T spent a good 10 minutes of airtime talking about a spilling ketchup on his shirt that he was pretty much my dad.

Being a real housewife of course!

It's crazy how easily people forget that 50 or so years ago (probably less) nobody used deodorant or washed vigorously with flowery nonsense. My mother (who washes her hair every day) was shocked when I stopped washing mine. (I guess she forgot she only bathed once a week until she was 20). She was even more shocked…

The Japanese have never used pore clogging deodorants and therefore have never needed them.