@baseballchica03: Breaking news: People[...]die[.]

@chatterboxwriting: It's equally shitty the way your boss chose to welcome you to your new job. Awful bosses for the lose.

@chatterboxwriting: I get along better with men (I used to live with three of them) but I prefer working with women. My lady boss has never ripped an advertisement out of a magazine and told me to contact a nutritionist to see about losing weight in my face to look more like the woman in the photo, which my male boss…

@FontWhore (the Great Nubling Hope): The numbers being posted over there ("I'm x tall and y pounds") makes me see red. Way to trigger. Thanks.

@whimsicalBS: So by that logic is it reasonable to assume Gabby Sidibe is a compulsive over eater and wonder "if [she] is eating a nutritionally sound diet, given her size?"

@Narc780: That's Ty-Ty's fivehead, thankyouverymuch.

After getting fired from my corporate job for needing time off for my dad's funeral, I think the corporate world can suck my non-existent dick. Anyone who values money over basic human compassion is not worthy of being in my life, and the same goes for institutions.

@texaseditor: Yeah, everyone has 4096 12th cousins. Color me unimpressed.

My boyfriend made me promise to see this with him before telling me what it was actually about. Sigh. I guess that's payback for the six hours of Degrassi I watched this weekend?

@Shancan: hahaha, actually, what you see on TV is what you get in real life as far as her personality goes. And she's been rocking that pouf for years.

@Shancan: I used to work there. With Snooki...

@Shancan: They're getting married again after tonight's game, so a 'Gades staffer tells me.

According to this breakdown of percentage of wealth managed by women by country, women are in charge of 33% of America's total wealth.

@jabberjabberwock: The show opens with Farrah's mom being arrested and the rest of the season is dealing with the fallout from that. So far, Farrah is trying to avoid having her mom go to jail by expressing that she would prefer to see her mom go to counseling and "classes," by which I think she means anger…

@OneAngryMouthyBroad: She's strong for not giving in to manipulation in an abusive situation, where her mother assulted her and then greeted police with two knives. The show makes it seem difficult enough to be a Teen Mom, but Farrah is doing it without the help of Sophia's father (who passed away) and now without the…

Let's talk about Farrah's mom exhibiting typical manipulative abusive behaviors all over the place, like when she and her lawyer are convinced that the only reason the cops showed up with guns was because of something Farrah "must have said" to them. And calling Farrah crying about how much she misses Sophia after…

@weese17: Did we grow up in the same hometown? I can't even count the number of girls in my high school who got pregnant. Most of them ended up dropping out of school. It was heartbreaking. The girl who sat next to me in homeroom was put on bed rest one month before graduation and I don't know if she ever actually…

@angelina jolie-laide is a mavericky bish AGAIN: In the same la-la-land where a size 8 is plus size...?

Want them? They're on the ceilings all over my house.

@loosesealbluth: As far as I know, you have to be obese or morbidly obese according to your BMI, and you have to see a nutritionist and a counselor in order to prove you have exhausted all other attempts at weight loss. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.