@Thunderclees: Because Women's Studies 101 will teach me why it's okay for women to mock "mansplaining" while it's not okay for men to say anything about women's appearance?

@Thunderclees: Advice for you:

@Thunderclees: Really, women aren't judged on appearances? Then why are people so beside themselves that Rachel Maddow of all people happened to take a conventionally attractive yearbook photo?

@Thunderclees: This comment is so typical.

I feel dirty watching this.

@zu_zu: Fair enough! That claim just read a little bit too much like "I didn't get a nose job, I had a deviated septum," so I was suspicious. I also have TMJ and botox was never brought up as a treatment option so, again, suspicious.

Tell me, how does injecting botulism into one's skin correct a problem with one's jawbone?

@penguins268: Love those books. I just read the third one a few months ago.

@clevernamehere: Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: I'd be a lot more excited to perform fellatio if that really were the case.

@shorty63136: This made me laugh out loud. I recently had to start locking, literally locking, away plastic bags because my cat would pull them out of the drawer, take them into another room, pile them into a nest, and then play/sleep. Adorable. Also messy.

@Queenjulie: I wish this was Facebook so I could click Like.

@Oleander: I think they have a theory where they describe all murderous desires as being driven by sex. Natch.

Sorry to get all serious on this spoofy article, but parenting? Really? All mammals fuck and produce offspring. That is one of the most basic biological functions of our being alive. Eating, shitting, fucking, sleeping, and making babies.

Wow. You pretty much just summed up my whole closet.

Why don't they "experiment" with such "edgy concepts" as "giving me a job" such that I would have the "disposable income" necessary to "shop a lot more."

@Claudia Hermione: The pendulum may already have swung in the other direction. Kesha proclaims to brush her teeth with whiskey and Lady Gaga wears underwear everywhere and fondles herself in front of the Yankees. It's maybe not the exact antithesis of Britney/Jessica/Jonas Brothers/Justin Beiber in that they're not…

@PinkSoxHat: I remember in my pop music hey days (98-01), the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, Britney, Christina, and Destiny's Child all proclaimed their love for their lord and savior Jesus H. Christ in their liner notes. Britney was one of the only ones I can remember openly discussing chastity but the squeaky clean image…

@blackbirdfly: Wearing a dress is as close to being naked as is socially acceptable, especially when the bodice is such that I don't have to wear a bra. People also think I'm always dressed up but like you I'm just seeking comfort.

@La.Petite.Kangourou: The FDA actually has something to say re efficacy. I only know this as it relates to cancer treatments, but the two primary things tested for under FDA clinical trials are toxicity and efficacy. Stage III clinical trials test the efficacy of the new drug against drugs already on the market. This…