Tits or GTFO!

When my parents used to visit me, they would stay in a hotel that my dad liked only for the fact it came equipped with a blow dryer, which he would use to dry his body after taking a shower.

@mustlovebooknerd: It doesn't really come down to a willingness to play a positive role in a child's life, I guess. It's being boiled down to that but that's not where I take issue. It's about attending a parent teacher conference, which a failure to do so is being conflated as negligence. Which is absurd. Because you…

@mustlovebooknerd: Hurray for us that we are privileged enough to have parents that could invest what society deems an adequate amount of time in us so that we saw fit to complete school! Seriously, we're fortunate.

@mustlovebooknerd: Throwing your vacuum in the trash isn't going to make your floors magically clean themselves. USING your vacuum is going to make the floor clean. Maybe I didn't explain it very well, but that's what I was going for. This woman is saying that violence is a problem among young people and a good…

"We're trying to prevent any more Demarco Harrises from going down that road," Worthy said.

@LutherNipperkin: Looks like a thumb.

Wait, why can't we see the actual dick?

Bravo! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and my boyfriend thinks I've lost my mind.

Wear tighter pants? No please, I'm begging. I've seen my fair share of accidental testicles on summer days. Basketball shorts minus underwear is not an acceptable summer wardrobe.

@jumpingpiglet: No pill can help your feminazi shitass if that's the case. Better just go back to practicing witchcraft and eating your offspring. /sarcasm

@Shancan: @everyone: It's really just shitty for a whole lot of reasons. In May, my boyfriend's grandpa passed away unexpectedly and in June our roommate's grandma passed away, also unexpectedly. My dad was only 56 and his passing left a bitter rift between my mother and an aunt that I of course felt was my futile…

My daddy passed away in March and I miss him a whole lot right now. That's all.

@Swarley: Stormville! Hurray, Hudson Valley! I'm not going to the flea market, I'm just excited by your geography.

@Double_Dutch: It's still a deeply Catholic country where abortion is illegal and divorce is difficult. Baby steps, even patronizing baby steps, are better than no steps at all.

@Talaya: Why not Jezebel? We could be that women's group.

@Brownh0rnet: Exactly. It's like a, "I will provide my daughter with everything and advocate for her fully so that she will never have to suffer what I suffered" mentality, while simultaneously blaming victims of bullying for being so "deserving" of it.

Ohmygod. The media's obsession with underage drinking/technology usage/sex/bracelets that double as sex trophies/fashion/drug use/etc. cycles as regularly as my period and is just as irritating.

@rampantwhistler: I actually wouldn't be surprised if he was the victim of bullying who grew into himself, graduated law school with top honors, has made a ton of money as a music industry lawyer, has probably rubbed elbows/snorted coke with some very famous musicians, and now feels that the rest of America would…

@zoetheshort: When I was little, I wanted to be an elephant - that does not mean that now in my 20s I'm into bestiality. Seriously, people need to leave the little girl alone.