It Ate Itself.

And the end of Pop Culture begins

I’m still waiting for 1942.

Meanwhile, it cannot be overstated enough just how great that church massacre scene in Kingsman is.

Well it’s not a secret now, jerk!

The secret ingredient is computers.

“They even shot Logan in the face with an adamantium bullet, so Professor X couldn’t give him an open coffin at the funeral.”

Is it me or have we kinda forgotten how good Toy Story 2 was?

If they give Johnson & Statham a homoerotic shower scene, I’m declaring it the greatest movie of all time.

About the time Jason Statham was in a gunfight while holding a baby carrier on a supervillian’s aeroplane I realized I longed-since stopped to care about the broader ‘sense’ of this franchise and chose to live entirely in its glorious, eternal ‘now.’

BRING BACK WAGON TRAIN.

Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who kills henchmen. This is Tony Plow, you know, from Leave It To Beaver. Yeah, they were gay.

Señor Plow no es macho, solamente un boracho.

“Paradise by the Dashboard Light” is a very good song. I approve of that choice.

The Toilet action figure reveals that Thanos absolutely tore up that Chinese all-you-eat place. I hear he’s been banned.

I’m a sucker for requests. Why yes, I will play “Free Bird.”

“Thirty-one years later, it’s getting the fully rebuilt remake treatment, courtesy of the Capcom team”

Plenty of those old guys still kicking around, even as going concerns.  CSNY, Dead and Company, Joan Baez, Country Joe.  Blood, Sweat and Tears and Canned Heat even still exist in some form.  

“the weird boat cruise ride you go on when the line to Space Mountain is too long” - Anyone else remember when Newswires were actually funny, and not just cluster bombs of random snark?

Yes, but the reason is apparent.