Hot take:

I loved this stupid show as a teenager. RIP.

I worked out a simple guide for myself:

Uh, she’s the master of unlocking. She can live anywhere she wants.

Laser corridor of death!

I think the Resident Evil films were the worst movies I've ever loved.

NEEDS MORE STARSSSSSSSSSSS

Direct to DVD Sniper sequels, lots of them.

I don’t think rhythm method acting is a thing.

It blew my mind that you had to examine every little object, like a book that was already in your inventory, and open it to get another item you needed.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that phones you up and starts telling you in extremely graphic detail how he’s fucking your spouse (both of us wearing clown outfits), while repeatedly ignoring your interruptions, only to get to the end of the story (the grand finale involving peanut butter and a gorilla!…

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

These pretzels... are making me THIRSTY!

No story is too trivial to share with Savage Nobody! Savage Nobody doesn’t feel it was stupid to mention it to your girlfriend. DC roomie should have been aware of that possibility when she called you. Savage Nobody wishes you and your wife-who-you-don’t-need-to-explain-your-love-for the best.

And you could tell they felt *really* pleased with their clevah selves for coming up with the character name “Sheila Sazs”

Oh, hell yes. Snipes is a comedic tour de force in “Demolition Man.” I love how he’s able to pull off what’s basically a Marx Brothers routine with a computer terminal.

Addams Family Values, Hot Shots Part Deux

How about either “Bill and Ted” sequel?  “Christmas Vacation”?  I also maintain that “Joe Dirt 2" was a perfectly good sequel, particularly how low my expectations were.

Letter writer: Incest?