Why are they fighting now, when we’re this close to regionals?

Fucking good.  I'm sick of people treating this man as a redneck hero and not an animal abusing attempted murderer.  And people upset about this can get fucked.  This woman didn't kill her husband, she isn't perfect but she's better then him.  Also there are more important things then complaining about a loser losing…

“But the movie is laser-focused when it comes to the topic of how much better it used to be out on the open road, when, to quote Bonnie Hunt’s Sally, “Cars didn’t drive on it to make great time; they drove on it to have a great time.” It’s a simple, backwards-looking sentiment, from a studio that had made a name for…

And it undermines the fact that Task Force X is not supposed to be publicly acknowledged by he US when they’re being escorted out in the open with by the US military.

“Originally the soldiers had a deep and soulful backstory that completely explained why they were there for literally no reason”

Release the director’s cut of ‘Bust a Nut in Grandma’s Butt Part 3'!!! Too much jizz was edited out!

yeah, you can see like three different plots that got sort of mashed together incoherently. we saw it in theaters and were like, what did we just watch? I have no real desire to watch it again.

It’s odd, even as a prequel to The Good Wife.

And that story is the story of “dat ass” on Elastigirl!!

Yeah everyone knows it Star Trek V.  I mean Shatner directed it!!!

I had a friend who, before his kids, swore that he could never change a shitty diaper. That the poop would make him throw up and he would never be able to do it.  I said to him “It takes 12 hours with a new born to get over that” which he laughed at.   15 years later and he has had four kids, so clearly he got over…

I went two steps farther, and didn’t even go to AVClub.

Mine has a link to a Dakota Johnson movie!  Am I a monster?!

Yeah, it’d be a shame if he was reduced to incest...

Esai Morales, savior of many a crossword puzzle.

If you think turning a truck into a pool is funny enough to actually bother making, odds are you’re going to find it fucking up in a way that risks completely minor injuries hilarious. The entire point is knowing that getting in the pool is only the start of ridiculous shit happening.

Notice that McCarter didn’t link to the clip where they fill the truckpool with epsom salts and jam it on over to the old folks home.

Look, I’m going to go ahead and post this here, but if you guys can’t even bother referencing Otto’s Mobile Pool in an article like this, then I demand you put me on the payroll.

It’s that Laurel Canyon sound, how could you not love it?

Holy shit, the gimmick commenters are returning! Nature is healing itself.