I heard if someone doesn’t remember to push the “push back the New Mutants release date” button every six months the world will end. May God bless those ever-vigilant studio executives.  They are the true heroes.

‘New Mutants’ is the reason for Quibi’s disastrous launch.

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I always forget who this guy is because he doesn’t look like a “Clark Duke” to me. Either I think of Clark Gregg, or the confluence of Michael Clarke Duncan and Bill Duke makes me think “Clark Duke” must be a black actor.

Also grew up in that area. The NBC station had a syndication deal too and they played a full hour of Simpsons every day before Jeopardy.

You beat me to it. Used Cars is all types of awesome.

A fact that makes me feel so very old is that if Back to the Future was made today with the same 30 year time jump.  The teen in the remake would go back to a time 5 years after the original movie came out.  Not quite me teenage years but close.  

Screw you America for not liking Used Cars. That movie was hilarious!

The ingredients include half a beer, half a glass of tomato juice, a couple of aspirin, and a raw egg

Dear Nobody,

Something...something motherfucking tigers something...something plane...

Like Bane, I’m wondering why you would strangle a man before throwing him out of a plane.

He was murdered by Tony the Tiger. It was NOT grrrreat

This is the quality content I come here for.

I think that Carol hid a tiger on his plane.

It annoys me to no end that the show didn't mention the Costa Rica Mob aspect.  Because once you mention that, well Carole sounds a lot less likely.

I look forward to Reid’s next article about how someone has finally figured out how to upload pornography onto the internet. 

Isn’t this practically the first question the internet answered?

lol my bad, yeah Spielberg’s approach to comedy was like “Let’s suffocate this!”

I loved the scenes from 1941 on the Ferris wheel and in the Japanese submarine. Oh also General Stilwell watching Dumbo. The other 2+ hours or so were not great