I love Slither. It’s just great fun. And you can see one of the slugs in the Collector’s collection in the first Guardians of the Galaxy, too.

After this, let’s get Brian Brown to make another F/X movie!! 

Just use the same rules they do for Twin Galaxy video game results,  those have never been doctored and faked :)

Run a solo race and post your time.

Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher both previously identified as Demisexual

The best way to deal with those people is to stare them straight in the eyes and remain absolutely silent after they announce their demisexuality.
Just hold that silent look and kill them slowly by NEVER asking them about it.

wow that was a great trailer, i really hope they bring back that blood neighbor. he was my favorite character in season 1 

Okay, but can he be my new Wolverine, too?

Dude, 12 year old me would be all over this. This would be 2020's Yor, The Hunter from the Future, or maybe even Megaforce!

And why wasn’t it updated to include Cats?

I just liked that they pretty-much flat-out said that the ability to drill for oil is a borderline magical art form only known to a few with inborn, Force-like talent and a lifetime of experience.

In retrospect we should have known he’d get in a crash because his car has A History of Violence.

“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to go in your pants!”

Alien Jesus’s Blurbomatic:

“Contras...I hate these guys”

His career never really recovered after the SAHARA lawsuit - seems like the judge found that he lied about how popular his books were in order to get the movie deal he wanted.

okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room - those are some white fucking teeth.

Goddamn that movie is so quotable. Also, Michael Keaton was comedy gold

You used your left foot?