In retrospect, selecting the middle of a Tough Mudder course for your home’s location was poor planning.

When I was a senior (2001), we voted on superlatives for things like “Best Eyes” “Most Likely to Succeed” etc. It was organized by the student government, but probably sanctioned by the actual school administration. Nothing as ribald as “Best Lay.”

My ideal Saturday iz schredding the gnar vith mein bros.

She bluffed and he called it in the most dickful way possible.

Let’s Remember Some Madden Menu Bands.

I went to Georgia and lost a golden fiddle to some white trash singing about chickens.

Yeesh, Tim Roth. One of those Paxton/Pullman things for me - always mix them up.

The RD DVD had a number of Tierney recollections from the cast. Some tidbits I recall:

Man, when the actual chorus music starts to hit at the end...

Reposted a7x fan sighting!

I thought it was Christopher Lambert for a tick. Then I saw the photo caption.

Watching the game awards I was surprised how little I was really hyped for. The aesthetic of modern AAA gaming bores me, and while I’ve been in sort of an open world mood lately, I’d like to find an open world game that has a really weird environment, not just post-apocalyptic national park. Like, devs, you can make…

Back when we were young and childless, the wife and I snuck a screwtop wine into a showing of Ocean’s 13. The opening and enjoying were quiet enough until I accidentally kicked the empty bottle and it SLOWLY, LOUDLY, and MIRACULOUSLY rolled alllllllllll the way to the front of the room.

She is attractive but sometimes acts “dark” and sarcastic, thereby becoming catnip to a certain kind of male.

Blackface? That’s inappropriate.

T-Tony, T-Tony, y-you’re my agent. You have to do something about this. Uh! How can it be the same movie if they’ve changed my character from a tightly wound convenience-store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Well, actually, that’s... that’s a pretty good explanation.

I haven’t watched the ep yet, but it kind of sounds like the end of Out of Sight when the fat henchman accidentally shoots himself in the head after tripping on the steps in the rich guy’s house.

I bow to no one in my love for The Critic, but - in this case - it is in reference to the film and MST3K episode currently under discussion.

I think it began as the slasher but then had a bunch of the ET stuff tacked on to capitalize on the popularity of said property.

My daughter watched a bit of it and apparently the hair growing back was a surprise to Rapunzel as well and they set up a prestige-TV-style serialized arc about figuring out the mystery of the re-grown hair. Then she decided to switch to Bluey and I have no further data.