We have to be running out of small towns run by lawless despots by now.

Was wondering where Abbie Cornish was in this review and how straight arrow Jack Ryan could allow himself to be seduced when she’s at home.

Like Lee Child and his weird obsession with how big Jack Reacher’s hands are.

Maybe we can have a carwash and buy it ourselves!

I’m no porn alarmist but I’ve recently stayed away from it and just loaded up my instagram with a bunch of cleavage-and-thong models. Noticeable uptick in my sex drive. Your mileage may vary.

I recall the commentary (2002!) for Final Destination 2 where the director was talking about one idea that he didn’t get to explore: If it’s not your “turn” in the death line, you are basically invincible. I was struck by how interesting it would be to see the Rube Goldbergian machinations to keep someone alive if…

16 Blocks - hung out at the very start of the new releases at Blockbuster for a looooong time.

Flicking the fire off his finger.

Could you watch the tape again and again to lengthen your life indefinitely?

Probably “The Git Up,” very popular this summer.

BUT WHO WAS PHONE???

Interesting comparison to Memento and the idea of “are you actually getting revenge on the right guy?” - along with Guy Pearce in the Joey Pants role.

I was going to exercise willpower and not watch this trailer so as to remain fresh for the upcoming season. Then you go a write a sentence like “...and a point at which poor old Jared (Zach Woods, bless him) wields up a rifle.”

Shit man, let me get my oven mitts on before you throw a take that hot!

I miss HateSong only for how fun it was to shit on. 

Welcome to Crock & Jigger, would you like our $18 take on an Old Fashioned?

Am I actually out of the greys? I never thought this day would come!

Cool story bro: I got drunk in a DC bar with a gentleman who purported to be a onetime roadie for Reagan Youth, the original performers of “Degenerated.”

My first exposure to Reg E. Cathey. Such a great voice.

Saw a painfully earnest Facebook post a while ago blaming “fairweather fans” for a popular player departing to another team.