Ungrey me, cocksucker!

Am I crazy or does the Onward logo look just like the Frozen logo?

Can you summarize your comment for me?

Did Disney do a bunch of re-work when everyone made fun of the Will Smith Genie? Of course not, because they know children (both the young and the too-old hatewatch bloggers) will still buy tickets. Have some dignity and never cave to internet “pressure.”

[Rapidly-increasing-in-cadence “Sonic’s about to drown” music]

But also a mad man laughing at the rain.

If there’s any Thenns left, someone should keep an eye out for them.

Everyone that signed that dumbfuck petition should have to post a writing sample for the world to rip apart.

I do love the cineastes who call going to a movie a “screening.” Like they’ve been specifically invited as opposed to dropping $15 for a seat like the rest of us.

All the ABC King miniseries were pretty crappy, though I recall liking Langoliers as a 12-year-old. Very unsettling seeing Balki being a psycho. 

I remember when articles here were occasionally FUNNY!

At low volume with the CC on so that I don’t wake the wife or toddler while I’m tending to the baby at 3 in the morning.

Verily, Jenny can be sent a raven at 8°67'N 5°30'9'’W 

That scene with her and Davos was an all-timer.

Maybe I’m just old and cranky, but I can’t spare rage for “joke thieves” or the shenanigans of meme aggregators. It sucks for the aggrieved, but like you said: if it gets put it out in an easily stealable format, don’t be shocked when it’s stolen.