Pence has the best strategy here, probably established since before Trump took office: Lay low, be bland, don’t be noticed by ANYONE. He’s like that one person in every Settlers of Catan game: while the others are squabbling and sabotaging each other and stealing wood and sheep and busting up the Longest Road left and…

The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.

*reads most of the comment* well, ok, that guy is a creepy perv...

Jon Snow totally drew those cave pictures himself.

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

And end up with 27 pairs of glasses in my eyes? No thanks!

Why oh why did you cast him in a critical role JK Rowling, a role that will last over a decade...

The cocaine is a perfect aid to staying awake through a Lana Del Rey set.

Congratulations to Julia. 10 Things I Hate About You remains one of my favourite movies to this day. The first time I watched it, I had been bullied into sex by my abusive ex the day before, and hadn’t realised it was okay to regret sex afterwards. Also Kat was my feminist hero at a time I was told because women could…

Yours is the best comment. There’s so much pearl clutching here I thought I was at a Republican Women’s “Empowerment” luncheon. Isn’t this site pro-sex workers but suddenly a 19 year old in a bikini is OMG?

Wow @ the pearl clutching in the comment section already. Who cares if a 19 year old woman has her ass hanging out? The amount of clothes she wears has nothing to do with her talent or career. Also, showing some skin when you’re young does not set you up for a lifetime of trauma and embarrassment. Super surprised to…

“...it seems that this act was directed towards his ex-girlfriend, towards whom he had a violent history of domestic abuse.”

Whatever it takes for him to stop hitting women.

I assume the only reason Sessions hasn’t already drafted a response by now is the “n” key on his typewriter jammed.

It’s mariJUANa, not marijuanA

I saw a video clip the other day of that time Tyra was talking to the contestants and starts to get dizzy, and then faints. Its all so over the top and absurd and reminded me of how I used to love watching that show.

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

I would not only eat that, I would wear the perfume.

What Trump offers is less a Budget Proposal and more a Modest Proposal.

IT WAS TYGA IN THE PAWNSHOP WITH THE CANDLESTICK