As a Tribe fan, these people are the worst. I removed my Wahoo decals and started only buying gear without the Chief pretty much right after I went to opening day and saw those protesters. Literally the only argument I ever needed, and should ever be needed.

America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

You have to admire their staunch opposition to changing tradition. They’re even going to go as far as not winning a World Series for the 70th season in a row.

I mean, sure it looks bad but we should really wait for the New York Times to interview these people to see if they’re sad about a steel mill closing.

Oh I was, um, 29?

Oh god, I’ve been there. The Myspace days were a bad time to have your very first relationship.

And thus Jesus spake: “why aren’t you crucifying my wife?”

“Signature hats”

Bible Thumper.

Trick question! There are no women in heaven.

So this isn’t in response to any of the letters but I’ve always found it funny. A few years ago, the company I was working at hired a ‘consulting firm’ to do a process improvement analysis and they then proceeded to give us a new framework (yes I work in a stupid buzzword heavy industry).

I thought his mama don’t like her and she likes everyone.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Awww, Hester was your Dennis.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

Nina Dobrev pours herself a glass of wine and sit at the table with a thud, “Glad I dodged that bullet.” She downs the whole glass.

Nah, change the name to the Cleveland Independents. The “Indies” would reflect Ohio’s status as the ultimate swing state and sounds enough like the old name for people who fear change.

Pence has the best strategy here, probably established since before Trump took office: Lay low, be bland, don’t be noticed by ANYONE. He’s like that one person in every Settlers of Catan game: while the others are squabbling and sabotaging each other and stealing wood and sheep and busting up the Longest Road left and…

The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.