I understand what you are saying, but I’d imagine that to a black person, a white guy waving the Confederate flag is a message of “I wish that you black people were once again property of white people.”

This is the only thing I want to talk about today. The Truck Fucking urge is starting to percolate into all facets of society. Have you ever had sex in a truck? Let me tell you, it’s one of the least sexy vehicle options. We all know it only ranks slightly higher than a mini-van.

Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.

image h/t: Penultimate Straw, b3ta.com

I think Trump knows that his base doesn’t really want an end to the ACA so he’ll make a huge splash by vetoing the repeal. Trump has a golden opportunity here to stand up to Congress and he bladder take it.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Fun fact: Fred Armisen did his pitch-perfect Penny Marshall impression for this memoir’s official book trailer. In it, Penny answers a phone call from Carrie.

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

Guys Lindsay always pushes people, that’s what she does, she’s a pusher.

My barbies all just banged constantly - gay, straight, trans inclusive banging.

Have you ever seen Amy Schumer and Tom Hanks in the same place at the same time?

Deadline describes it as “a fish-out-of-water story reminiscent of films like Splash and Big,”

Good.

Actually, you should feel bad for Lady Gaga the cat. She over grooms because her previous owner was killed by her boyfriend over the summer. Then Lady Gaga had to go to a foster home where the other cats bullied her. Then she had to move to another state to live with me. Immediately after the move she was fixed. She…

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

Y’all at this time we should turn to the Wise One, Katy Perry, who once advised us “Watch out for the Regina George in sheep’s clothing.”

I feel bad for Kanye, he hasnt been the same since his mom’s death. Here’s hoping he recovers.

This is why Ashley threw away your mixtape. She was trying to save you from yourself.

I came here to read this and offer up two scoops of snark. But I am not goin to take that route. Mr. Dvorsky has written a good primer as to what can happen with some pregnancies for those not in the know. Even under normal circumstances pregnancy and child birth is a messy and complicated endavour.