The teacher you want to be drunk (or high) is the jazz band teacher. lol  Congrats!

First day of freshman year, I showed up for my mandatory meeting with my guidance counselor. I had tried out for the cheer team over the summer, made it, and was wearing my uniform. It was a thing. All the cheerleaders wore them on the first day of school. So Mr. Counselor asked me what my goals were. I said I wanted…

I never “got” my Ph.D. diploma because Florida State University said I owed them $60 after I’d paid them tens of thousands, and I said I’d see them in hell.

Wow, that’s pretty gross.

Right? Giving the Queen shit for seeming old and out of touch at this point is so...yawn. Let us not also forget this is the same feisty 92-year old who committed legendary acts of shade against Drumpf with the clever use of BROOCHES. Show some damn respect.

There’s always some idiot waiting to pile on Her Majesty at this time of year. Most of those items are antiques passed down from other monarchs and part of our nation’s history - what else should we do with the gold piano, flog it to a super-rich Russian for their kids to flaunt on insta?

I have a enough friends who’ve said that drinking something tart or drinking a spoonful of vinegar with every meal has given them a weight loss boost, and I almost wonder if it doesn’t have some sort of other benefit: maybe adding to discipline, maybe changing the oral flora, maybe just making sure you’re properly…

3 times a week is a great start for sure! The target, per the National Lipid Assocation, is 200-300 minutes weekly for ideal weight loss and cholesterol management. The bare minimum, once you’ve worked up to it, and this is agreed upon by the NLA and American College of Cardiology and American Heart Association, is…