Is Tom Brady cold or hot? He’s wearing a half sleeve shirt, a sleeveless hoodie, and a stocking cap. I’m so confused.

BE SHAMED SIR BRAD, FOR NONE HAVE THE POSTURE NOR STATUS TO QUESTION THE STRENGTH OF THESE FINE HERO MEN, FOR THEIR EFFORTS ARE FOREVER RECORDED AND THEIR COURAGE PROVEN FOR ALL TIME TO COME.

Disagree. I just watched it the other day. The jokes, the timing, the villain, all infinitesimally superior to anything I’ve seen him write since.

Seen later:

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

At least we got what we’ve all been clamoring for from the NFL: non-stop, full-throttle referee action!

Simmons’ essential problem is that he’s got a face made for radio and a voice made for the printed word. Good Lord is he awful on camera.

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

Bondo, James Bondo.

It’s “It’s.” :)

Somebody really needs to get Jim McMahon some help.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

A less successful effort.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Clearly, another 1.5 degrees of angle on the rear wing would have keep the tires hooked up.

It makes sense that there would be a lot of love for pointless abstract films that “experts” can hold over everyone’s collective head and simply say, “You don’t get it.”

He got all huffy.

“No cheating!”

That mileage is impressive, but consider this. If you want a sporty coupe with a manual, you are currently flooded with options in the used market for this price.