You mean the part of the state that pays for everything?

if only there was a way to get facial hair without the hassle.............. 

Lol your co-workers think your Lambo is a Porsche.

Quid pro blow...

I didn’t “feel unified” the night of 9-11-01, because I was paralyzed and silent while quietly wondering if my uncle was alive and not wanting to ask my parents because I figured if they knew, they’d tell me.

As Hachi said earlier, it's difficult to do this when there aren't enough women around to amplify.

I mist Emmitt to.

Seconded

Completely serious request: Can we have another “500 days of” series? The Kristin one was a ton of fun, and a great way to make friends with other commenters.

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

Should’ve made one called “Shark Jump”.

LC could also be short for something else...

Dear Mr. Rpbirdman,

An Open Letter To Eveyone Bitching In The Comment Section Of This Post: ARE YOU CRAZY?!! We got a hockey post! A good one, too! With not one, but two videos! And you guys are shrieking and nitpicking at the author?! Do you want hockey to disappear from Deadspin entirely?!

The First-Most Famous and Awesomest from The Hills?

There’s a “your mom” joke here that I'm just not going to take...

*Kristin

The Shannon?