You ask some great questions, and I agree with your questions 100%, but there is one question that you asked:

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

Saw the absolute best comiccon costume involving one of these yesterday - dude in trex suit was chasing around a guy CLEARLY dressed like Dr.Malcolm, carrying a ‘flare’.

Saw the absolute best comiccon costume involving one of these yesterday - dude in trex suit was chasing around a guy…

If he did a Beyoncé and tripped but did not catch himself like she did, I’d be ok with that. If I’m awake during the halftime show, I might just watch at Lady Gaga’s show from last year. It set the bar really high for SB halftime shows.

I just sent this to my sister. It reminded me of when she got in trouble for disrespecting her 2nd grade teacher. The teacher was young, had just arrived from another state, and early in the fall she told the class that there were no more Native Americans on the East Coast. My sister remembers looked over at her …

Dear Baby Jesus and Baby Jesus’s Dad,

King Johnson, your journal entry is spot-on. Good job.

The “OK” knocked me out. It has to be the the step child of “I said what I said” This child is COMPLETELY unbothered by his teacher. It’s fabulous. And I have been trying to find a way to articulate what my mood for 2018 is and this child found it for me.

Teacher: “King, I am very disappointed in your journal today.”

What about the mind control serums in the vaccines tho?

Don’t forget the microscopic tracking devices! (Although I hear wrapping oneself in tin foil may block the signals.)

What about the mind control serums in the vaccines tho?

I heard ant-vaxx people frame it as personal choice. They say they should be able to do what they want with their lives. That’s it’s their choice and their risk and the rest of us can do what we want. But it’s not their lives as it’s almost always about the lives of their kids and it’s just risking their kids safety.…

When my kids were in prime vaccinating age, the anti-vaxxing was really hitting it’s stride. It got me very worried about what I was putting into my kids. I thought about holding them out.

It’s a public safety issue. The same way we require people to take a driving test before operating a machine that can kill dozens of people on a whim, we should mandate that people get vaccinated against things like Polio (assuming they can) that could potentially kills thousands. It drives me nuts that people still…

“But parents today have no idea what polio was like, so it’s hard to convince somebody that lives are at risk if they don’t vaccinate.”