I’ve been wearing rashguard SPF shirts this summer instead of cotton button-ups. They’re nice.
I’ve been wearing rashguard SPF shirts this summer instead of cotton button-ups. They’re nice.
That level of paleness is actually a life goal for me. Family history of melanoma FTW!
If they check muh background, I cain’t git a gun! I have the right to a gun, because MURICA! so background checks are bad, ya pinko Commie!
KAZOOOOOOOS!!! is really great. I was howling and rocking like a Weeble with tears streaming down my face for 2 solid minutes...and that’s having read it before! The first time, I was incapacitated and needed my inhaler.
Holy jumping mother of God in a sidecar with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib...
Wait, what? Someone besides me does this and ADMITS TO IT?!?!! This is the best day ever!
*prints résumé*
You are now officially my favorite.
aaaand there it is. I finally laughed hard enough to need my inhaler.
Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, please help me to un-see and un-think the awful euphemisms mentioned by SailbadTheSinner, and forgive me for wondering if “noodly appendage” has been Harlequinned yet. R’amen.
Congrats, Potential Slayer! Cancer-free is the best diagnosis ever.
So much win!
{aside} I love your name. Srsly. {/aside}
I think I love you.
I think I love you.
I kinda love you.
Fuck yes.
OMFSM that is the story of my entire adolescence. I have trouble accepting compliments and have gotten a reputation as a horrid bitch because I’m waiting for the ‘haha, just kidding’ any time someone is nice to me.
hahaha "I like pie" is a great phrase. Just today I told a co-worker that if she keeps going on break without locking her computer I'm gonna change all her system passwords to ILikePie.