Omg this is brilliant. MINA AND FRIEND, COME TO MY HOUSE. I have a sewing machine, a glue gun, a fucktacular cache of rhinestones and glitter, loads of booze, and pretty good light.

May or may not have spent the last 15 minutes watching other videos of this guy as Gaston. He's really good. You can tell he enjoys what he does.

That must have been awkward for the little guy, not only was he defeated on his own challenge, his girlfriend (assuming she was there, otherwise why would have challenge some random tough guy to something physical?) will definitely have Gaston on her head for at least a couple of weeks during sex.

Seriously, this Gaston is the best. (Sounds like the same guy, at least.)

That was awesome. I love how he stayed in character: "If she can't cook and clean...."

Get it, Gaston!

They casted that part very well.

I hit a guy during football practice, nothing illegal, no head shot. But the collision caused him to shit himself. It happens

As someone with ulcerative colitis this is a huge fear of mine. I just hope it never happens on tv and/or in a football stadium.

Amateur.

ESPN The Mag ran an article like 3 yrs ago about this happening to players. A lot more common then you might think.

Yep..

There's a picture from a Bears/Steelers game from long ago, Gale Sayers jumping into the line with a huge skid mark in his crack. I wish I knew where to find it. My guess is that this is more common than one might think.

If you already had the runs, if someone hits you hard in the stomach, you can definitely poop yourself without any nervous system damage.

that's fucking horrifying

Of course he scored. Who is going to tackle a shitass?

I've heard of leaving it all out on the field but this is dedication.

"Dirty uniforms, meanwhile, like all the girdles filled with blood and feces because some hits are savage enough to overpower the central nervous system, I'd put in a special bin for disposal."

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…