Me not getting my caffeine can lead to harm to others.

I lost my meadginity to mead I made. It's super easy but it takes about 4 months, and boy does it have a good kick to it!

Oh goodness. Anything by B. Nektar Meadery is amazing. I especially love their Zombie Killer cyser, which is mead mixed with cherries and cider, but then again, I also like cider, so take that with a grain of salt. Most meads will be pretty sweet, so you have to be into that. Moonlight Meadery is really solid, too,…

I will, however, happily take any mead suggestions to lose my meadginity to.

*GASP* This is where my first instinct is to go all "But you just haven't had the right cider!!!!", but that's a dumbass thing to do. I would definitely say that it's worth trying the good stuff that isn't just Woodchuck or Magner's or whatever, but sometimes you just don't like a thing and that's fine.

BUT. If you…

Somewhere many BCOs ago I posted a pic of a Dior monogrammed coffee thermos, which is twice as pretentious or possibly awesome.

Well fine, just skip the shrimp, will ya?

I really want to get a monogrammed thermos that says "I save bread!" on it.

Hell, how many of us would buy a coffee thermos with the Kitchenette fork logo and BCO monogrammed on it? Come on, don't be shy.

I'm really surprised that restaurant hasn't started selling monogramed coffee thermoses considering how many of us think this is funny.

I cross-post "mouth part of your face" in other areas, and it warms the cockles of my heart when someone replies with a variant of "bread sticks". It's like YISS Internet stranger knows my in-joke!

You should do a follow up piece listing all the stories that received the most vigorous defenses, so then we can laugh at the idiots in the original stories, as well as the idiots agreeing with them.

Speaking as a person with about a dozen relatives with actual celiac, I hate that woman so so very much.

Oh, absolutely that woman is a grade-A twit. But it's like talking to a lawyer about the hot coffee lawsuit. It and the brown M&Ms are things that have become shorthand for "lol, petty things" when actually, there's very good, and very serious reasons for them to exist. Picking potatoes out of soup? Not so serious.

To be fair, there's actually a good reason for the "no brown M&Ms thing" and other ridiculous contract riders. They're usually buried way down deep in the contract, and it's an easy way to tell if the venue that you're playing at actually bothered to read and follow all of the contract. This is really important if…

I get SO MANY poop stories.

I might be the only person who didn't come here originally for BCO, but between "monogrammed coffee thermoses," "for the mouth part of your face," and my personal favorite, "I save bread," I can't imagine my week without it.

Oh my god, number 21 all day. If I had a nickel for every time I've served someone gluten-free pasta, then cheesecake. Or a burger on a gluten-free bun accompanied by 3 distinctly glutenful beers. They have no idea what gluten is or why it's bad for some people, they just have a little thread in their brains with one…

Palmetto Bug sounds like a roach in a Hugh Hefner smoking jacket, lounging behind a hotel refrigerator in Vegas.

I assume you're making a joke, but trust: if you can't afford to buy some fucking bleach you can't afford to bribe a health inspector.