That one's going to feature a couple of very smartass servers and a chef that is basically the goddamned T-1000.

OMG I cannot wait for People All Out Of Fucks week!

We were just discussing what the name of that sexy chase Benny Hill music was...thank you!

Lacks in the monogrammed thermos department, though.

'MURICA!

"The performance of these women and the crews to which they are assigned have been overwhelmingly successful," Vice Adm. Michael Connor said."

Yeah, is anyone questioning the professional performance of the WOMEN? No. Fucking hell, Navy. Fuck right off. This is about some asshole male crew members. Absolutely…

Straight, white guys don't react well to criticism about being straight, white guys. They've never been subjected to it until just the last decade or so.

Whenever someone uses it, they always seem to be implying that all your other choices in food and probably life were bad, and also they don't own a TV, would rather be outside in the "fresh air," and don't use social media because they prefer "real" communication. I may be overthinking this but I feel like you get me,…

I wondered the same thing, but I suppose the kid would've been considered a lap baby since they're under two and shared a seat with a parent. I guess they could charge for not getting a ticket? I mean, it's an airline. They'll find a way to charge extra.

Sitting for hours with your legs dangling and no way to rest your feet on the floor is extremely uncomfortable. That's the usual reason kids kick at the seat back.

Meh. A baby is fine - a toddler you can't control (HOW MANY TIMES DOES YOUR IDIOT CHILD HAVE TO KICK MY SEAT BEFORE YOU TELL THEM TO STOP) is much more of a problem to me.

So... Can we name the baby South West? Or is Kanye gonna be mad if we do?

I do this too but I never could remember where I got it from. Now you've informed me. Thanks for that. You rock.

LOL YES

I do a little hand wave like I am holding an imaginary pennant. That usually gives them the gist of it

You need better acquaintances...

I do... I always do.

i do the dull 'yaaaay' from this and no one ever fucking gets it

I really wasn't planning to do another Terrible Customer Stories entry any time soon,

I think I'd say 'Now there's a man with no more fucks to give'.