Well there damn sure will be now. Holy shit, thank you.

Wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Will there be a "Best of" BCO to end the year?

I texted my mom last week to get me some of the delicious magically awesome Mennonite summer sausage that she gets, it's so tasty and stinky and delightful and it reminds me of my childhood (I think grandpa lived on the stuff!) that I can eat a ton of it on one serving so I only get it once in a while.

I've been a very good girl this year. I know it is after black Friday, but is it too late to ask for a Penile Cornucopia for xmas?

...I don't have penis restaurant story, but I feel compelled to share the story of the only time I saw a penis IRL. I was on my high school fencing team, I was one of two girls. We didn't always get all kitted out just to do footwork drills and stuff, just wore comfy clothes (this was a boarding school by the way,…

The cook would later be diagnosed with the first ever case of venereal diabetes.

One of my first "real" jobs was working at a Dairy Queen in high school. We weren't a full Braizer Burger DQ, in fact they've since turned into a DQ/Orange Julius/no hot food establishment. (Probably for the best - not going to lie.)

most of my restaurant penis stories involve sexual harassment, however, one time at the end of the week my coworker was slicing sausage and he kept smiling at me. We just kept working and he just kept smiling. And I finally noticed he had hung a huge sausage from his fly. I still laugh and it's been a decade.

I really don't understand that guy's seduction technique. There has to be something missing...

And that's how I learned how to give blowjobs.

Maybe I will come to your country and fuck all your bread!

#notallsailors

EASY THERE, BOOGIE NIGHTS

The naval story gained notoriety shortly thereafter, prompting a full investigation and a series of Congressional hearings.

Barbershop Quartet.

Veritable Cornucopia: String quartet.
Penile Cornucopia: Boy Band

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