I don't know if I'd call it flowing, per se, as much as vibrating through me?

This entire thread was glorious.

We have plenty of time for Hiddleston & Cumberbatch. We needed some big, objectified man meat to cleanse the palate from Adam Levine.

Get with it. Why do you think ladies love the Marvel movies?

...you just realized... exactly how did you manage to not see it? I'm curious because after Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America I knew it was going to be all hotness all the time lol

I think Chris Hemsworth was the dark horse candidate, tipped over by the dinner party clip from the upcoming Avengers movie:

Idris Elba (and Jason Momoa) are the sort of world-class hot guys that keep out of it just to give the other mere mortals a chance to shine.

Stop objectifying him. He is a person with feelings.

The only correct answer is "all three at the same time". Always.

Here, let me add another grey blob:

Is it time for a Hiddles party? Is it? Is it? I have pics. (Of course, they'll be grey blobs LIKE ME.)

I wholeheartedly endorse this appointment. This picture of him cradling his new baby in his huge muscular arms gets me right in the ovaries

I was made to be ruled by Tom Hiddleston. It is my natural condition.

But he is not consistently Blond Enough, or shirtless enough

For some reason I'm only now realizing that Chris Hemsworth is my ponytail exception. Anyway: here are some important pictures of a Very Large Man with his Very Tiny Baby.

I would! Crackers in bed is how you get ants!

Cheese is another story.

Oh my god, if he ate your cheese too, show no mercy.

Why does he look so confused about his pants in that video? He really seems to be confounded by the concept of pants.

Now I want him to do a video of him hip-thrusting images of his competitors out of the way to victory. Just because.