That would be the most demented-looking cartoon ever. Not saying it would be bad, it would be gloriously weird.

Dear John K, please join up with Jhonen Vasquez and make a Ren and Stimpy/Invader ZIM crossover. Thank you.

I was just coming here to say...

Actually, they completely slandered a woman who had completed the initial report that said that this was untrue.

My boyfriend and I had a huge argument last week about how much it upsets me when he uses "female" as a noun. I think it's so degrading because it's basically reducing women to their biological animal-ness, which is a problem because women are still told they are not capable of being president because of their…

the cultural expectations society has put on women since forever to be this perfect specimen of servitude to a man's ideal woman.

#LiesToldByMales: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."

I logged in just to recommend your post because I almost cracked a rib laughing. I'm not plus-sized myself but my mother is and, since I often buy her clothes for her bday and Christmas, I am baffled at the style choices that I find in the plus sections. There's nothing wrong with wanting a cupcake (or owl) top now…

Don't forget the sparkles...those FUCKING sparkles.

So, so true!! Fucking owls.

Haha! I mean, I'm human, I like me some cutesie shit from time to time (like you, most of those times are when I'm wearing hilarious pjs at home bc YOLO), but c'monnnnnnn. Do all the blouses have to be dripping in owls?

LOL SO SPOT-ON. i LITERALLY OWN AN OWL MUMU from target. it is the best bedtime dress. not to mention: i've had some bombass sex in that thing.

You know I'm right! I'd see something from far away that had good colors and think, "Oh, hey! That might work for work. It's a little blousy but I mean, that's alri—- oh fuck, it's got fucking owls again."

oddly cut shit with fucking owls on it.

Thank goodness. Their plus size section had the BEST tank tops and basic tees— they were actually long enough, fitted, didn't stretch out during the day.

You know in Doctor Who, how Amy Pond and River were always destroying the Doctor's silly hats? Pharrell needs some of those people in his life.

Came here for a pic of Mark wearing glowing lipgloss.

the woman remarked, "I couldn't love someone I didn't give birth to,"

Actually yes, I explained how hurtful this was and he apologized. Sometimes people don't think before they speak.

Props to the kid for the "Oh, did you give birth to your husband?" comment.