I think I love you.

I kinda love you.

Fuck yes.

OMFSM that is the story of my entire adolescence. I have trouble accepting compliments and have gotten a reputation as a horrid bitch because I’m waiting for the ‘haha, just kidding’ any time someone is nice to me.

hahaha "I like pie" is a great phrase. Just today I told a co-worker that if she keeps going on break without locking her computer I'm gonna change all her system passwords to ILikePie.

Add some port and chopped walnuts, and you'll never want the tin can again.

BINGO!

That awkward moment when you realize, several hours after the fact, that you left out a very important punctuation mark in a previous post...

One of the provisions of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA, ACA, or "Obamacare" requires all health plans to cover preventive services, including immunizations, often with no out-of-pocket cost to the consumer.

just promise me you won't put your extended family through an Atkins-approved low-carb Thanksgiving dinner...

welcome to my life.

I would say to myself, "Damn," then, "Nice tiara," to the man, then probably, "I really hope he doesn't kill me," to the universe in general.

Of course we can. Some of us have been celebrating Tiara Tuesday for years.

I hate you.

srsly? that is truly fucked up. stab your brother for me next time you see him.

*slow clap*

STOP THAT!

mmm...science...