*dies*

STOP THAT!!!

It took me WAY too long to figure out your name...but thanks for the long-forgotten earworm. :)

Get in line, bitch!

"I've tried to pay my landlord in verbal tips of received ("but everyone says I'm so good at my job!") but so far it's a no-go."
I have a friend who regularly performs at renaissance fairs with her band, and at the end of each set they tell the audience, "thanks so much for coming to see us. we really appreciate your…

*Slightly* tipsy? That's cute.

Detroit, represent!

I heartily approve of this rewrite.
Shake 'em around!

First, safety

I don't need to imagine...the night it premiered on MTV I had a teenage babysitter. I didn't sleep for several nights, and when my parents found out what I'd seen they called the cable company and had MTV scrambled. We didn't have MTV again until I was 15.

Perhaps it's just that he's scary as fuck.

GAH! NOT ANOTHER GMORK PICTURE!!! I HATE YOU FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU POST THAT YOU HEARTLESS PIECE OF SHIT?!!?!!!????

yep, they came out of nowhere then my parents had to take me out of the theater. didn't see the end of the movie until I was a teenager.

THIS. I was so scared of *something* coming through my bedroom door. If it was closed, I'd imagine the light and the claws; if it was open, well, I'd see one of the demon dog monsters face to face and that might be worse. I was every day of 35 before I could watch Ghostbusters and see it as a comedy and not a…

You, sir, just made my day. The only thing I know for sure about cats is that they live to confuse people.

OMFSM this needs to be a thing. Like NOW. *flails*

THIS.

I got an iShiny for Christmas, and Weather Kitty with Grumpy Cat was the first app I downloaded. It's ridiculously cute.