Me too. I also believe she and Jay Z are lying about how old they are

I believe Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. I also believe that Blue was born via surrogate.

What she did wrong was not campaign in the rust belt, which she lost in during the primaries, so she should have known her hold on them wasn’t solid. The Russians didn’t hack her plane.

Its amazing how her running a myopic failed campaign is always swept away by the “blame leftists” vomit. 52% of white women voters chose Trump and yet Susan Sarandon is the fucking problem here.

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

Deadspin definitely didn’t get owned by Ted goddamn Cruz.

Beyond that, I’m unsure we are morally bound by the wishes of celebrities in terms of how they want to be depicted.

But you have 7 days to prepare. Losing a day is a big deal. Its not just about physical preparation, but if you’re tired/hungover watching film, you are far less likely to retain that knowledge. I’m not saying it would have made a difference, and I’m certain it would not have, but at the end of the day, you are…

Physically they should take no more than a day. Existentially, they can last up to a week.

I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.

If MLK Jr. had waited around for a white establishment politician to be genuinely interested in fighting against discrimination as compared to being interested in scooping up votes ... I probably wouldn’t have a day off coming up in a few weeks. Oh and black people would have it even worse than they do now. That…

Rhonda is done. She doesn’t want to fight anymore. She made a bunch of money and has no need for it any longer. She will lose tonight but it wont because she’s not a good if not great fighter; it’s because she doesn’t have the same killer desire that led her to the top. Nunes will humiliate her tonight. We’ll never…

You know what? Fuck the Thunder. They moved from the 13th biggest market to the 43rd biggest market and fucked over the people of Seattle in the process. They then cried poverty when it came time to sign Harden and decided to trade him rather than pay him $4m more over the life of his contract. By not keepoing a good…

“Literally the whole last week of her campaign”

Looks like another victim of a ...

This is a bad take. Trump was the most beatable candidate the GOP could have produced, and the Clinton folks managed to piss away what should have been a slam dunk.

I happily voted for her, but she and her campaign deserve the blame. I have no idea how they couldn’t figure out how to beat that guy but sitting around and not campaigning in formally industrialized states and just hoping he’d shoot himself in the foot was not a good strategy (obviously)

And this is why the team can foot the bill.

Fuck off, 538 was probably the most bullish website on Trump. When something that has a 1 in 3 chance of happening actually happens, you don’t pretend prediction is broken.

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