The mental gymnastics here deserve a gold medal.

Thunder could have kept Harden and Ibaka if they had amnestied Perkins.

“the network’s financial troubles, which were primarily provoked by the Worldwide Leader’s failure to adapt quickly enough to technological innovations and the fact that it pays huge sums for the rights to things like Monday Night Footballgames no one cares about”

You can still watch it without cable. Just buy a $10 antenna.

I have more an issue with the +2 penalty for signing a score card that was correct at the moment. There’s got to be a statute of limitations on these things.

NBA hipsterdom, Where the Joe Johnaissance happens

LEAVE MARKIEFF ALONE! He was sad his twin got traded because they assaulted their moms boyfriend. GAHHHH

Baywatch reruns

The Heat will too

Saw a ton in Miami a few weeks ago. Made me think of Play-doh fun factories

This is so fucking petty. Jonah raves about Bill/Grantland on the Jonah Keri Podcast and was crediting him for this column not too long ago.

I couldn’t understand Ariana or John Legend and I know the song

Benedict can eat shit and fuck off to the Vatican tree house he’s living in.

2 of the 5 main women characters in Fury Road were POC.

Bernie’s in office though. The loser pres candidate would look like they are disputing the election

I’m only more adamant this is the case. It’s all low stakes though so Idgaf

she’s on a tour in Kenya not partying at Coachella. Is she not supposed to interact with people and turn down anything offered to her?

People acting like Michael was Wesley Snipes and not a white Disney character.

Next time you have a huge work or school presentation/project/exam, go out to vegas and get really fucked up.

Isaiah Thomas. But he’s 7 inches taller than Muggsy