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Your choice of verbs sucks.

Yeah, the tone is insulting and stupid. I don’t care for this “You have no right” type shame trolling, and I don’t remember where The Ringer signed up to be an instrument of the Democratic Party.

I’ll be honest- I don’t get the outrage. This is a conservative attack on Trump. That is a good thing! I understand thinking it is hypocritical or that he usually sells the same (or worse!) shit in a different package. But that package matters. A country under Jeb Bush is better off than a country under Trump.

Hey look, you figured out how opinions work! Congrats!

If you’re not listening to Keepin’ it 1600 then you’re doing this election all wrong.

Deadspin would never be associated with a media entity that would publish an ill-advised item. Never!

This is a weak take of a far better and more interesting piece of writing.

If you can’t understand there is a difference between Republicans and Conservatives, you probably shouldn’t write about politics.  

Hey, friends! Join me in the Not Wrestling Over the Gendered Language section. Alexis was fantastic and great and was loved by many. Instead of being self-appointed pronoun monitors, let’s love on Alexis’ memory and realize some people will have it right and some people will have it wrong. AIDS sucks, brain tumors

99% of accusations of cultural appropriation are utter bullshit anyways.

God, I hate Phil Simms.

USA Today’s Chris Chase did it for me.

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

Snark all you want about Thicke, this is an important case for musicians everywhere.

It doesn’t sound like any of the rapes occurred through the Uber app- first, as you say, there’s the “no money for a ride” BS, but also the Uber app tracks the driver and their licence plate for every trip, so it wouldn’t have taken a victim remembering the licence plate number to catch him had it been happening via

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

We literally just saw the medal ceremony for Simone Biles. Does she count as black or naw?

yeah, it’s crazy that no one can understand what she’s saying. I mean, you just turn on that song, and it’s totally obvious. It couldn’t be more clear! Personally, I’m amazed not everyone gets that. I mean, you can say first what the lyrics are? I also know them, but I don’t want to deprive you of the opportunity to

I doubt they hit replay. They wouldn’t be able to live it down. Haha.

I mean, as far as orators go she is worse than a lot of them. How do you point out she isn’t inspiring/particularly good at speaking without sounding sexist? Do you compare her to other women to illustrate that no, this isn’t a woman problem, but a Hillary problem? Michelle Obama way better at sounding