The Gatekeeper opens rain or shine.

I let myself forget the magnetism of Robin Zander. I'm to blame.

Appetite for the Drive-In

Engelbert Humperdinck.

My first drive-in movie was Crocodile Dundee II. I later worked at the snack bar as one of my first jobs. Today the screen still stands but otherwise it's become an overgrown farmer's field. My life has turned into a Bob Seger song.

Great Job, Jeremy!

Have you seen this? Have you hoid about this?

Look in the mirror and say Moesha three times.

What's with these homies dissin' my GOOOoooo.

One thing I teach my children - if a Muppet tells you to get in the van, you get in the van.

Throw in a Star War and I'll give you a nickel.

Me, too.

If I had a band and a record contract, I'd release a trilogy of LLAD inspired albums: Turquoise Trouble, Midnight A-Go-Go, and Peach Put-down.

Andrew Y2K.

GOLF! GOLF! GOLF! GOLF! GOLF! GOLF!!!

That's a rather tender subject.

It's a start.

Maybe Tonya Harding… in 1996.

I like to hunt the dollar stores for little naked treasure trolls.

Surf dudes with attitudes.