…or the 1910 Fruitgum Company.

*throws down wiffle bat and beach ball in frustration*

I briefly got to meet Quinn the Eskimo before he was carried off by pigeons, but that's it.

Louis Leakey-Hydrant

It's easier to just tell Ford that the cameras aren't rolling.

“'I think this one is straight down the pike for the fans.
- Steven Spielberg'.”
- Shia LaBeouf

If you have sex with a corpse - why would it's ghost, clearly angered and disgusted, want to revenge rape you?

I love Nilsson, but his role in Skidoo of a security guard on LSD was some of the worst acting I've ever seen.

Kinky…

If Spielberg directs, I'm guessing Tom Hanks will be given the role of Cronkite.

Glover was great as an unwanted houseguest in To Sleep With Anger. I wish he'd do more roles like that.

You know, Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.

♪ Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away ♫

Everyone knows she smurfed her way to the top.

NOTE: Her official website is currently under construction. It will return, however, as the new page for Max & Will's wedding.

Of course, he will be most remembered for Bega's Mambo #6 in G Minor (7th Movement).

NEWSWIRE: RIP Jean, the Vitagraph Dog

As noted in it's pornographic send-up, Park Your Hide On Ernie Hudson.

Like everything else, it will just end up being Kanye wandering alone through a house of mirrors.

It takes a worried man to sing a worried song.