When I first realized that boys were into me, the first thing I did was take my uncle to a sci-fi movie.

Mickey, Eeyore Ariel Prince. Charming!

I wrote an episode of M*A*S*H once… never heard back.

Do I frighten you?
Do you want me to?

A notoriously big pillow.

Which may lead to a Separated Trifocal Disease.

Don't you remember him running off when the camcorder fell over?

That's okay. To be honest, neither would I.

He is survived by his loving mother, Flo Shumway; brother, Curtis; his uncles, Tinkle and Goome; and his cousins "Pretty Boy" Shumway and Blinky. In lieu of flowers, a donation to the American Society for Cruelty to Cats is appreciated.

Technically, their first album was Backstreet Boys, though it was only released in Europe, Asia, Canada and Australia.
- Your Little Sister

I didn't mind the Apollo-themed intro because it sounded like Junior Walker & the All Stars, but the other seasons were musically outdated with godawful choreography, even by 80s standards.

RIP Janet Waldo, the voice of Judy Jetson, Penelope Pitstop and the Pussycats' Josie. She also had some amazing radio, film and live action television roles.
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You know those mornings that you can't get out of bed and you'd call in sick if you had a job? You know those mornings when you just wanna watch TV, eat corn chips and masturbate? Sure you do.

Tony would not want to live in a world without Rachel.

Parliament’s second reaction was to pass the funk.

Executive Producer
Chubby Checker

I don't think you're gonna like my Trans Am-gendered bathroom joke, either.

Savage Garden would like to take this opportunity to remind you that they were once a thing.

Now he looks like Lou Costello with a beard.

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