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Teen Dad
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Well, that's the same as the emotion that I get from you.

That… was an overreaction.

I had an experience similar to that while watching The Full Monty with my friend and a theater full of old women (old for us, as we were teenagers at the time). During the final striptease, I heard from these women a collective shrill of excitement that peaked just as the men tore off their pants, revealing their

How was your pop-culture weekend?

*Tina Turner gets out of bed to water plants*

To Catch a Predator: The VHS Tapes

I tried on myself. It didn't work. Like when they said drinking my own pee would give superpowers.

Xena is on? I think gonna like this retirement home.
*throws suitcases in the air*

The master tape for We Built This City has just dissolved as the Sun continues to melt the Earth. What a dark, horrible day for Starship.

That's rough. This weekend, I'm looking after some brats for my more successful, asshole brother. Thanks, Hughes!

New York Mining Disaster 1941

I will never drink Texas Tea again.

We prefer to call it MusiquePlus.

*shifts eyes and shoves The California Raisins Sing the Hit Songs under coat*

Everything I've learned in life, I've learned from Ozu.

It wasn't Ali's intention to be banned from boxing. It was a result of standing up for what was right. I'm kind of playing devil's advocate, because I think McCarthy is fucking nuts, but she did put her ideals ahead of her career.

Thanks to social media, there lots of current celebrities who sacrifice their careers over their ideals - religious, political, or otherwise. It usually ends up affecting them negatively, but they were intentionally putting their beliefs out there. An example would be Jenny McCarthy.

*gazes at AV Club's reflection in stream*

On second thought, how about a Black Russian.

They call me TETI. Did you happen to watch Price is Right this morning?