"You're going to look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!"

Netflix and bourbon, check. I'm heading west.

Hang in there, Jamie Farr.

And yet it loves teenagers who can stack cups in less than forty seconds.

"We best friends. Two butterflies."
"Like honey, we're inseparable."
"You my Queen Bey…"

He's not lying.

Is that a spider or an asshole? Oh… a starfish?
*shudders*

The breakdown. We all breakdown sometimes.

Suddenly, I realized how short life really is.

"Look at that dinosaur."
"Yep… he's guilty of something."

*Curtin close*

Vaginal Vaccine.

OutKast and a Bob Ross reference seems only natural.

Here's some cab fare.

*paints little dot between eyes*

That… could happen.

3 Tits passes C*ntlicking Motherf*cker…

*Spidey slowly frugs while sweeping railway tracks.*

MARK! …Still sleeping, brah?

The Mennonites?